Julia got a new dog toy in the mail today. It’s Donald Trump, aka the Dognald. She was very polite when I first introduced them. See how ladylike she is? That’s a big poodle for you, as dignified a dog as you’ll find anywhere in dogdom.
But wait! Donald must have said something to upset Julia. She’s taking a swing at him! Did he insult her hair do? He didn’t call her fat, did he? That really turns a hungry poodle into a mad dog!
It must be Donald’s proposed tax plan. No tax cuts for poodles. Big mistake, Donald.